January 17, 2006
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….So I sez to myself – I sez fuck that shit just pack up your fucking
bags, sell all your shit, and move already fucking moron…cuz lord knows how this is all gonna end, Mickey – how it’s all gonna end
and every time it goes like this, it gets a lil harder, ya know? jus a lil harder and it all
goes
to
shit.so hyperbolize, wax lachrymose, in other words, put seventeen bullets
into the dead mule carrying a load like
Atlantis.
In other words, stop the bus cuz I’m getting off…..so what’s going on in my life that’s got my panties in a wad? Laney and
Scarlett and Hyde have formed a love triangle that threatens to erupt
in a cataclysmic shower of bullets. Or knives. Depends on who draws
first, I guess.
The other night, I offered to take Laney somewhere safe, safe from
herself and the others, but I knew before asking that she would say no
- cuz I mean, who the hell wants to be taken to the nuthouse? – (though
I told her it’s more like a country club than anything – and you can
eat all the mashed potatoes you want if you like – and paint all day -
and watch Fried Green Tomatoes a cupla hundred times cuz that’s the
only video that works.In other news, the CO2 uptake rate of plants can be proven with a
simple experiment involving a stem of anacharis, a test tube, and a
closet; which leads to the basic premise of establishing a plateau of
nutrients to outcompete algae using Estimative Index.Please sign my petition boycotting the use of Dihydrogen Oxide as the primary compound of household cleaning agents.
