January 17, 2006

• Sarah’s Responses To:

  You should quit smoking.

  1. You should quit being so ugly.
  2. You should mind your own fucking business.
  3. Suck my balls.
  4. Every time someone says that to me, I get to smoke for one extra month. Thanks.
  5. At least my vice is obvious.

  Smoking is bad for you.

  1. Your existence is bad for me.
  2. Really? I totally didn’t know that, like ohmagawd!
  3. Suck my balls.
  4. Oh no, see – according to karma, if it’s bad for me, then good
  things will happen eventually, right? Cuz that’s what Christ teaches us.
  5. We all kill ourselves in our own special ways.

  When are you going to stop smoking?

  1. When are you going to stop being so fucking ugly?
  2. When pigs freeze over.
  3. Suck my balls.
  4. Sometime this year.
  5. When I get my dog.

  • 1:35 pm
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