January 13, 2006

  • Dear Mickey,

    About the other night, when I gave you a hug, consider that a promise
    that I’ll be your friend forever. Even if you murder someone, I’ll help
    you hide the body.

    So the whole thing about money and shit? I wish I could fix it. I wish
    I could do something. I have grand ideas that no one believes in but
    there’s still time, right? And I wanted to say – an old cliche, I know
    - but I wanted to say: at least you’re not a paraplegic.

    Because sometimes when we don’t hear from you for a while, I think maybe you’ve gotten into a car accident and no one told us.

    But yeah,
    I just wanted to let you know that I’m a big fan of yours, and that one
    day you’ll be sitting on the beach with white sand prickling at your
    legs and there will be no care in the world until I run over and dump
    seawater on your face because you were supposed to be making the
    burgers and I’m starving already.

    Love,
    The Admiral of the Sock Puppet Army of Doom


    Dearest Amy,

    What are you afraid of? Is it the strangeness of being in a new city?
    Because I sympathize – knowing what it’s like to move somewhere and not
    really having a choice, but knowing that you chose to do it anyway.
    That city can be…. apathetic to the plight of Northern Californians
    who have dreams and goals. It’s like a stagnant lagoon evaporating in
    the sun, slowly revealing old fears.

    But there is a park there. Balboa Park. Have you visited yet? Have your
    friends taken you? And yes, it’s bothersome not having a car, but there
    are buses and believe me, it will be worth it. There are museums. There
    are wide open fields of roses and flowers. Go to the fountain at the
    front. Go at dusk when the sun is gone but the world is still glowing
    like a newborn. Go and sit with your back to the fountain, watch the
    streetlights turn on, and you’ll see my ghost sitting there, waiting
    for my lover.

    Or on a free afternoon – not that you have many – but on a free
    afternoon, go to the San Diego Zoo. Spend some hard-earned cash (and it
    will be much, but it will be worth it) and buy a year pass – students
    get a discount. The zoo will be a sanctuary. When you are lonely, when
    you are scared, there you will find good listeners. Also, say hello to
    the old licentious tortoise and his harem of beautiful girls for me.

    We miss you very much. This place is no longer the place it was without you.

    Love,
    Sarah

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