November 18, 2005

• TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF – The Survey
  Name:	Sarah  the Fish Nazi
  Birthday:	June 24, 1900
  Birthplace:	rhymes with vanilla
  Current Location:	Santa Clara’s bellybutton
  Eye Color:	Rich, dark chocolate
  Hair Color:	Chocolate satin cake
  Height:	5/3 – the perfect height
  Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right handed masturbation
  Your Heritage:	Twinkie
  The Shoes You Wore Today:	Mom’s tennis shoes
  Your Fears:	Falling from a great height.
  Your Perfect Pizza:	Perponi. Extra perponies
  Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Huh…. Quit smoking?
  Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	ROFL
  Thoughts First Waking Up:	Coffee and cigarette NOW!
  Your Best Physical Feature:	Breasts. Lips.
  Your Bedtime:	Whenever.
  Your Most Missed Memory:	innocence
  Pepsi or Coke:	Coke
  MacDonalds or Burger King:	Mcdonalds
  Single or Group Dates:	Both with the right people.
  Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Lipton
  Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla. surprised?
  Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee.
  Do you Smoke:	Like a fucking chimney.
  Do you Swear:	No
  Do you Sing:	Yes. All the time.
  Do you Shower Daily:	Yes
  Have you Been in Love:	All sorts of Luuuuurve.
  Do you want to go to College:	Did that.
  Do you want to get Married:	Yes.
  Do you belive in yourself:	Yes. To someone funny.
  Do you get Motion Sickness:	Ohhh yeah.
  Do you think you are Attractive:	If you like smart girls who like to laugh. At the same jokes because she forgot the punchline already.
  Are you a Health Freak:	Hell no.
  Do you get along with your Parents:	Sometimes
  Do you like Thunderstorms:	Oh yeah…. good sex weather.
  Do you play an Instrument:	Used to…..
  In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	No.
  In the past month have you Smoked:	Yes.
  In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Yes.
  In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Yes. With Beau.
  In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	No. I don’t think so…
  In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	How about a whole tray of cookies? Oreos are so  last year.
  In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Allergic to seafood.
  In the past month have you been on Stage:	No, sadly.
  In the past month have you been Dumped:	No.
  In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	I wish…
  In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Yes.
  Ever been Drunk:	Yeah. Oh yeah. Lasted about 30 minutes.
  Ever been called a Tease:	Yes.
  Ever been Beaten up:	No.
  Ever Shoplifted:	Yes.
  How do you want to Die:	Lots of ways.
  What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Loved.
  What country would you most like to Visit:	Louisiana
  In a Boy/Girl..
  Favourite Eye Color:	natural
  Favourite Hair Color:	darkish
  Short or Long Hair:	shortish
  Height:	taller than me
  Weight:	adequately fit
  Best Clothing Style:	nice to touch.
  Number of Drugs I have taken:	enough.
  Number of CDs I own:	why?
  Number of Piercings:	less than me.
  Number of Tattoos:	as long as they mean something.
  Number of things in my Past I Regret:	why regret?
  CREATE YOUR OWN! – or – GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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