February 21, 2008

• The Public Announcment

  Apparently, some of you are kinda lacking in the brain cell department,
  so here are some blatantly obvious answers that I hope no other writer
  ever has to stoop to explain:

  * Yes, the posts are about me and my life. For fuck’s sake, let me
  spell it out for you. Replace “she” with “I” wherever it is logically
  appropriate. Which leads to the next question:

  * Who is “He”? If you know me IRL, you’ll know who I’m talking about.
  If not, just be content to know that these bastards/ sex gods/ lost
  loves exist somewhere in the world.

  * Am I “ok”? If you have to ask me that, you’re not ready for the answer.

  Look, I don’t give a flying fuck who reads this. But bear in mind the
  binding pledge you make when you do (and most of y’all should already know this). Here’s the fine print: By reading this blog I
  acknowledge that, regardless of the views and opinions written herein,
  I will not interfere with the life (or lack thereof) of the writer, or
  use the context of this blog against said writer in any way shape or
  form.

  Love the irony of that statement.

  • 10:37 am
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