April 6, 2006

• Top 10 reasons why I love Mickey:

  1. “I didn’t know Mike’s package was gonna be that big!”

  2. “That bird gets more head than I do.”

  3. “Ok, ok, so there’s this phone booth in the middle of the desert….”

  4. “Why do women like Jesus so much? … Because he’s hung like this.”

  5. “I don’t like using the microwave.”
      “Why?”
      “Because it puts photon torpedoes in my food.”

  6. “Chuck North”

  7. “I have something to tell you…. I’m not really a blueberry pie, I’m….. strawberry.” (excerpt from Pies of the World)

  8. “I wanna smash your face in……. I’m gonna smash your face.”

  9. “It’s time for another episode of Cat in the Box!”

  10. “I want a plate shaped like a boat so I can literally say I ate a boatload of food.” and “I’m a super duper programmer.”

  
  
  

  HAPPY  29th BURFDAY, MICKEY!!!

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